Tess has been RemiXing Beethoven [MIDI scores] since she started playing with music on her desktop. She 'cut and pasted' her teeth with Ludwig gratefully enabled by the dedicated persons who have faithfully transcribed Beethoven to MIDI. See examples at Classical Archives, a great online resource. Download Heder's Beethoven Jokes below. MP3 format. Give one or two a listen!
DOWNLOAD / LISTEN SIZE DESCRIPTION DATE Joke No.1
Trio Op9#31min11
0.6 MBBirds, bees and marimba [cello] capture the innocent [not for long] spirit of the opening movement of this early [teens] Trio for Strings by Beethoven, a.k.a. "Baby Beethoven." Style is lite. . May 2002 Joke No.2a
Quartet Op59#21min05
1.5 MBScarcely 15 years after 'Baby', Beethoven is producing the famous Opus 57 String quartets. The man is already a basket case. Hear his crankiness unfold in the opening Allegro sampled by a piano. Style lite. Oct 1999 Joke No.2b
Quartet Op59#21min13
1MBBut the music is unmistakably great. Here's the same opening segment of the Allegro resampled using notes of the General Midi Standard Drum and Whistles set. A.k.a "BeethovensYoMama" due to its popularity as a Ringtone for mobile phones. Sept 2005 Joke No.2c
Quartet Op59#22min53
1.8 MBThe same taken a step further substituting Kurzweil 2500S' arpeggiator sample 'Aurora' for one of the percussion voices in Joke 2b above. Style lite. Sept 2003 Joke No.5
Quartet Op59#19min51
10.3 MBThe long, famous opening movement of String Quartet Op59#1 ReMiXed moves apace. A piano plays the 'cello voice, accompanied by the consolidation of all three upper voices into a percussion ensemble. Jan 2003
Joke No.7a
Symphony#78min17
10.3 MBThe entire 2nd movement Allegretto was an anthem to many during the months after 9-11. It was one of the War Horses Heder Mashed Up with contemporary wry sound clips for her CD Holidays 2001 to test a great classic's ability to overpower all sorts of static. Unlike some of the other Jokes, this one lets Beethoven's light shine. Dec 2001 Joke No.7b
Symphony#71min05
1MBA short, silly tribute to the great one - a pots and pans in the background take on a short clip from that same great 2nd movement. July 2004 Joke No.13a
Piano Variations10mins04
6.4 MBA very carefully and joyfully stripped down arrangement of Beethoven's lush 32 Variations on an Original Theme in a minor composed in Vienna winter of 1806. Valentine's 2003 Joke No.13b
Piano Variations6mins
5.6 MBOrchestrated [resampled] and set to a break neck fast pace [Ludwig loved metronomes], this is a lite and speedy instrumental REMIX of the 32 Piano Variations. Valentine's 2003 14 mins
Cover and Program NotesTess Heder set 'Winter-Spring 2003 in 3 Scenes, a Still Pictures Documentary.' to two Piano Duet Mashups created at roughly the same time as she was shooting the pictures. 'PianoJam' [for Scenes 1 and 2] followed by 'Tangos'[Scene 3]. First published in 2003 on a CD, then in December 2004 on her DVD 'Singularities.' Feb 2003 PianoJam 11mins29
7 MBDuel of the Pianists. A Mashup. Henry Butler , New Orleans pianist / composer / vocalist extraordinaire, playing a medley from Blues after Sunset, recorded winter 1997, jams with Ludwig van Beethoven, Vienna pianist / composer extraordinaire [playing from his 32 Variations for Piano, written winter 1806.] Feb 2003
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